From "Candida: Act 1," by George Bernard Shaw

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it
than to consume wealth without producing it.



Happiness - Felicidad / felixion

From "Man and Superman" by George Bernard Shaw

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible,
an a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.


Master of Irony / dailyinvention

From "Fanny's First play" by George Bernard Shaw

It's all that the young do for the old,
to shock them and keep them up to date.


Old man / kamshots